This is what my driver, Emran always says to me when I note in my fractured Russian some of the more heinous Uzbek driving habits. Emran is a great guy, and he handles the craziness pretty well.
Most of the crazy stuff has gotten run of the mill, but a few things still get my attention. Like the drivers who decide that they can get further down the road at a traffic light by driving--I kid you not--in the oncoming traffic lanes. That is one that still gets me.